whenever i want to eat right out of a container i always put a little bowl next to it so if someone walks in on me i can pretend like i was in the middle of scooping some out. “oh! you caught me being a completely normal and clean person.”
when someone starts talking about work when we go out
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity